Last night was Motown night on American Idol, continuing the tradition of amateur singers murdering beloved American classics.
Rapidly become our least favorite person alive, Adam Lambert sang “Tracks of My Tears” dressed in drag. Which for him, means dressing like a man in a suit with less make-up on.
This is how Lambert usually dresses, so we imagine he was very uncomfortable during last night’s performance. Didn’t stop the Idol judges from giving him a circle jerk, so looks like he will be on to the next round of performances.
Sadly, our girlfriend Megan Joy got another bad review, so we’re pretty sure her days are numbered. After she goes, we’ll have no reason to watch the show – just like the rest of the world.
((written by Sara Cuda))
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