It’s the day after 4/20, the biggest drug holiday in America! Of course your boss wants you to pee in a cup TODAY! So hand him that warm glass of electric lemonade and enjoy some TV while your new resume uploads on monster.com …
8- NBC’s The Biggest Loser: Couples … Stop on this show for more than 12 seconds and your wife/girlfriend will think you are calling her fat…because you are.
830- MyTV’s Street Patrol … A cheap COPS ripoff, but the nightsticks are real and the tazers still hurt like a bastard.
9- BBC’s Last Restaurant Standing … Just like Last COMIC Standing except its funny. Burn.
930- Comedy Central, South Park … Classic Steroids episode, watch it or Cartman will sit on your face.
10- ABC’s The Unusuals … Yet another new NYC cop drama, except this one is a bit quirkier-except it isn’t. Adam Goldberg is in it, so it has that going for it. It has earned a hearty “meh” so far, we’ll watch a few more to see if it’s more than a warmed-up Homicide:LOTS look-alike.
cable show of the night
10PM- FX’s Rescue Me … Denis Leary loves firemen, so much in fact that he gay-married Chuck and Larry.
midnight movie
1230AM- E!, Bring It On: All or Nothing … Yowza. Hayden Panetierre, Rihanna and Beyonce’s goofy-eyed little sister Solange all shaking booty, good times!
“Who are you calling ‘Goofy Eyed’ bitch? I’m hot, you’re stupid.”
Comments