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9 Things To Watch on TV in The Face of Global Warming

Wednesday April 22, 2009 2:22 PM

It’s Earth Day and instead of wallowing in the mire of doom that is Global Warming, embrace the coming heat with double barrel Air Conditioners blowing on CHILLLLLL!!!!!!!!

(all times EASTERN/PACIFIC)

8- Scrubs, ABC … The show is WAAY better on ABC, JD and Chocolate Bear are gayer, Sarah Chalke is Hotter…its a win/win.

830- the second half of America’s Next Top Model, the CW … The First half is just filler, the girls don’t get nekkid for the camera until later. Besides Tyra goes bonkers at the end.

9- LOST: The Story of the Oceanic 6, ABC … This seems like a filler episode showing the three years they were gone from the Island, we’ll watch it for more clues but the second it gets re-hashy our finger will get itchy on the remote.

930- Comics Unleashed, My TV … Watch Byron Allen lob softball questions to a panel of comedians who answer him with bits from their acts. J/K! Hoping for a showcase…Love your work…

10- Call of the Killer Whales with Jean-Michel Cousteau, PBS … You have some ‘leftovers’ from 420 right? USE them and watch Jacques Cousteau’s son swim with whales.

“Maybe I shouldn’t have called them fags.”

1115- Just for Laughs: Working Class Comedians, CMT … How many different tapings of the Blue Collar comics doing the same jokes do CMT need? JFC!

Basic Cable Show of the Night-
1030- RENO 911, Comedy Central … Dangle’s Murder Mystery part 1 of 2

latenight pick-
11- Make Me A Supermodel, BRAVO … Models are dumb as stumps, aspiring models even MORE so. See the future of modeling AND soft-core porn before they split off into different camps.

midnight movie-
1130- Ski School, Cinemax … Hot Chicks, Cold Snow! Pop a warm boner and a cold beer then tell Earth Day to go f— it’s self.

“Hey Jake, did you see that?”
“See what dude?”
“Nothing man, this acid is good.”
“I know, right?”
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