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9 Things To Watch on TV in The Face of Global Warming

It’s Earth Day and instead of wallowing in the mire of doom that is Global Warming, embrace the coming heat with double barrel Air Conditioners blowing on CHILLLLLL!!!!!!!!

(all times EASTERN/PACIFIC)

8- Scrubs, ABC … The show is WAAY better on ABC, JD and Chocolate Bear are gayer, Sarah Chalke is Hotter…its a win/win.

830- the second half of America’s Next Top Model, the CW … The First half is just filler, the girls don’t get nekkid for the camera until later. Besides Tyra goes bonkers at the end.

9- LOST: The Story of the Oceanic 6, ABC … This seems like a filler episode showing the three years they were gone from the Island, we’ll watch it for more clues but the second it gets re-hashy our finger will get itchy on the remote.

930- Comics Unleashed, My TV … Watch Byron Allen lob softball questions to a panel of comedians who answer him with bits from their acts. J/K! Hoping for a showcase…Love your work…

10- Call of the Killer Whales with Jean-Michel Cousteau, PBS … You have some ‘leftovers’ from 420 right? USE them and watch Jacques Cousteau’s son swim with whales.

“Maybe I shouldn’t have called them fags.”

1115- Just for Laughs: Working Class Comedians, CMT … How many different tapings of the Blue Collar comics doing the same jokes do CMT need? JFC!

Basic Cable Show of the Night-
1030- RENO 911, Comedy Central … Dangle’s Murder Mystery part 1 of 2

latenight pick-
11- Make Me A Supermodel, BRAVO … Models are dumb as stumps, aspiring models even MORE so. See the future of modeling AND soft-core porn before they split off into different camps.

midnight movie-
1130- Ski School, Cinemax … Hot Chicks, Cold Snow! Pop a warm boner and a cold beer then tell Earth Day to go f— it’s self.

“Hey Jake, did you see that?”
“See what dude?”
“Nothing man, this acid is good.”
“I know, right?”

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