How bad does Mickey Rourke want to be on E!’s The Soup?
Maybe Mickey Rourke should do a 3-way with Bai Ling and his dead dog’s ashes? (see, that’s how you make an offensive joke about someone’s beloved dead pet)
“He died from second-hand smoke and eating loose pills he found in Mickey’s lap.”OR
“Mickey Rourke stars in The Legend of Tater Salad: The Ron White Story“
“Mickey Rourke stars in The Legend of Tater Salad: The Ron White Story“
OR
“Ron White stars in 9 and 1/2 Lives: The Tale of Mickey Rourke“
“Ron White stars in 9 and 1/2 Lives: The Tale of Mickey Rourke“
We’re on TEAM JOEL in this recent feud which appears to have sprung from Mickey Rourke’s undying need for attention.
However in an actual betting-on-a-fight situation we would put our money on the roid raging 60 year old over the silly 30 something TV comedian.
But we don’t bet money with our heart…
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