Most men will be watching sports tonight, with a huge game seven in hockey and big game fives in the NBA, so here’s something for the ladies and the lady adjacent…
8PM- American Idol, FOX … They are down to the final – oh balls, we don’t care about f’ing talent shows anymore! Haven’t you seen the Billboard Top Twenty? You don’t need talent to be a star! Just Timbaland and a nipple slip and you are golden!
8:30PM- Operation Repo, truTV … Met this guy at a radio show once, nice dude-but if I catch him lurking in my yard near my jet-ski… IT’S GO TIME BITCH!!
9PM- 90210, CW … If you didn’t hate high school, then you are what we hated about high school. Enjoy watching 25 year olds playing jailbait! BTW..you’re still a pervert!
9:30PM- second half of Fringe, FOX … It’s made by the folks who made LOST so give it a little time to see if it hooks you. If not, clear out some old crap in your DVR.
10PM- Rescue Me, FX … Do you have a fireman fetish yet? My wife does and it creeps me out. The role-play is nice though…
11PM- The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart, Comedy Central … Let’s all have a laugh and try to find a way to make swine flu George W. Bush’s fault.
basic cable show of the night
10PM- Life After People, History Channel … Just in case this swine flu turns into the zombie apocalypse, see what life is like after humans on Earth. SPOILER ALERT. Ryan Seacrest takes longer to erode than the Eiffel Tower.
latenight pick
1130PM- The Colbert Report, Comedy Central … Can’t wait to see how he reacts to Arlen Specter’s flip to the Democratic Party.
midnight movie
12AM- Porky’s, FMC … Featuring a young Kim Catrall, if you haven’t seen this since you were 12, watch it again! It takes you back to the days when sticking your donger through a hole in the wall WASN’T gay.
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