The networks HOPE that you CHANGE the channel…
8PM- Lie To Me, FOX … Very clever FOX, way to really ride the d1ckhead thing to the bitter end. If McCain would’ve won, NBC would air a special Matlock.
9PM- LOST, ABC … This show will be in this spot every week as long as it is a new episode. If that’s not cool with you, then you aren’t cool with us. We’re hoping this is the week that Kate gets it…we’re in a high-stakes Lost Fantasy league. We also need Hurley to eat four donuts…we took the OVER.
9:30PM- DOG The Bounty Hunter, A&E … The modern day A-Team, every episode is exactly the same; Someone jumps bail, They have a meeting, Call the Informant, Stake Out, Youngblood goes around back, DOG comes through the door yelling, Beth gets bitchy, They smoke cigarettes on the way to jail, there are many good-job-bruddas, they pray to Jebus – done.
10PM- Make Me A Supermodel, BRAVO … Look out hillbillies!! Models are coming to the country to look hot amidst your squalor.
11PM- The Daily Show, Comedy Central … After 100 days of Obamamania and festering pandemics of swine flu, we need a good laugh…and ten stiff drinks. For the record, we are PRO drinking scotch while watching TV at home.
basic cable show of the night
11PM- Time Warp, Discovery Channel … Ridiculously slow motion video of Metallica, Chainsaws and – just get baked and watch it! It’s awesome!
latenight pick
11PM- Ghost Hunters, SCI-FI … With the current state of our medical system, why are there still abandoned hospitals? Seriously, WTF? Lets fix them up and start healing people instead of chasing ghosts, ok? ok.
midnight movie
11PM- The Punisher, FX … This is the new one with Thomas Jane and John Travolta NOT the Dolph Lundgren vehicle of the drug-fueled 80′s. The jury is still out on which version is better…
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