That was both the REAL Tom Hanks and the REAL Turd Ferguson in the Celebrity Jeopardy sketch…FINALLY there’s proof that they aren’t the same person.
Kristen Wiig looks fine with that enormous forehead and little bitty hands…she could eat mustard and doo-doo out of our bed anytime!
This is why we want to be cremated…it’s also why we stopped telling people we’re stand-up comics.
Dick Cheney has been on TV so much lately, we’re starting to think he has a reality show coming out… Waterboarding with Uncle Dick!
William Tiberius Ferrell ESQ.
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