Some smart-ass gave you dancing lesson gift certificates for christmas, and looky-here they expire next week. Well shucks, you’ve been telling yourself that it would be good to get out and try something new…
…but on your way out the door you catch a glimpse in the mirror of your puffy shirt and your silky pants.
You stop.
You close the door, change clothes, grab the remote control and pop popcorn.
“Let us never speak of this again.“
8pm- Dancing With the Stars, ABC … The Final showdown with the final 3 contestants; Lawrence Taylor, The Octomom and Stewie from Family Guy. Right? To be honest, we bailed after Steve-O left the show.
OR
8pm- 24 (season 7 finale), FOX … This is Jack Bauer’s sixth time saving the planet/president/country/baby jesus and STILL it’s not nearly as exciting as Kiefer Sutherland’s REAL LIFE. (seriously FOX, stop doing it! Let Jack retire on a beach.)
9pm- The Bachelorette, ABC … Jillian meets 30 dudes at a bar, gives 20 of them a rose and 7 of them herpes. We kid, we kid. They already had herpes when they showed up.
10pm- Medium, NBC … Patricia Arquette plays a suburban soccer mom who talks to dead people and solves crime. Why does everybody on TV have to solve crimes? And why don’t they turn on more lights on CSI??
Late Night Pick
NONE - Watch the Will Ferrell SNL on your DVR instead- every single Late Night show has shi#y guests.
Cable Show of the Night
7pm- The Soup Presents “The Summer of Love; Reality TV”, E! … When was the last time you REALLY LOL’d for real? Our answer is usually watching Joel McHale and The Soup.
Midnight Movie
11:35pm- Stand By Me, AMC … Do you guys want to go see a dead body? Watch this classic and keep reminding yourself that the fat kid with the the buzz cut is now married to Rebecca Romijn.
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