MTV is half way through the season of their latest Road Rules Real World Challenge. So far it’s had the best first episode of the year, the most boring challenges ever created, and more steroid users than major league baseball did four years ago.
“If you love hair gel, say ooohhh yeeeeaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”Here is the first episode… which I think has an example of everything that is terrible about this show.
5. The show’s opening is ridiculously awkward, forced, and over the top. Which could easily be said about the show over all. Oh, I get it, it is a metaphor. Touché, MTV, touché.
4. The first episode of the season CT, the resident psycho path, was kicked off the show for one of the greatest freak outs on T.V.
With someone this entertaining why would you ever remove them from the show. I wish they had a show that was just CT trapped in a house full of Jersey D-Bags and unlimited keg beer and see who is still alive after one week.
3. Evan, the head d-bag seen in this photo about to rape a sheep, is extremely boring and always has a way over the top comment to describe the extremely mundane situations they have in the house.
2. MTV has completely ruined everything that was awesome about Road Rules and Real World and turned it into these boring “all-star” challenges, where all the contestants know what role they should fill to get on screen the most, just so they can score some “sweet” speaking tours at the country’s trashiest bars.
1. They blur out all the best parts (i.e. naked drunk sex parties), this show would be so much better uncensored.
Step up HBO.
((written by Casey O’Donnell, J&B beat writer, MLB correspondent and Link Technician))
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