That was a great 3-day weekend wasn’t it? You slept in, laid around, got drunk, chilled at the pool, ate like a Roman Emperor and then barely dragged your sloppy ass to work this morning.
What didn’t you do? Dishes. Laundry. Didn’t take out the garbage either, did you?
Turn the TV up loud tonight while you vacuum the dry cat barf out of the rug and watch this stuff.
8- TV’s 50 Funniest Catchphrases, NBC … All hail the arrival of Summer! The time of year when the networks roll out 2 hour regurgitated clip specials of all that great sitcom footage you grew up with(and that they’ve already paid for)!
8:30- According To Jim, ABC … Remember, Arrested Development got canceled and According To Jim rolls on in perpetuity.
9- Hitched or Ditched, CW … Young couples have one week to plan a wedding OR break up. This is an elevation of hostilities on the part of reality TV…breaking up all those misguided, ill-fitting relationships they started on Blind Date and Elimi-Date, et al.
9:30- Garage Mahal, DIY … If you didn’t live in a two bedroom apartment and somehow magically owned a house with a three-car garage, THIS is what you would do with it.
10- Girls Next Door, E! … One hour finale, Hef kicks them all to the curb with love. Someday we hope to see the deleted scene where the private investigator shows Hef the volumes of dirty text messages and pictures of the girls sneaking off and pulling trains with NFL teams.
11- Shatner’s Raw Nerve, BIO … William Shatner interviews Wayne Brady. Beware of catastrophic meteor strikes during this broadcast.
midnight movie
11:15pm- Police Academy, CMT … This movie has far more influence on American culture than most would be willing to give it credit for. This is when your penis met Kim Cattrall.
basic cable show of the night
9pm- Deadliest Catch, DISCOVERY …
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