No network is attached yet, so essentially this means she’ll have a bunch of dudes from Craig’s List videotaping in her house for free.
She hasn’t secured a broadcast deal, so we think the race is still on to beat her to the air with a show MAKING FUN of her instead.
Here’s a few good parody videos from the innerwebnetz we scraped out for you, any of these would be better TV than a Octo-Mom reality show.
11. Octo-Mom in a blender… probably couldn’t be a sustainable series, but might make an excellent alternative halftime show like the Puppy Bowl.
10. Just The 15 of us… This show could make it, especially if CBS picks it up-they never give up on a show. I’d like to see a spin-off with the Asian and the Black one, they should fight crime together.
9. WTF is duct-tape man? If they ACTUALLY did get married, this show would be AWESOME! It would be like Flavor of Love meets Breaking Bad meets Weeds.
8. The Doctors… Even medical professionals are baffled how one woman could birth an entire volleyball team with subs.
7. 1001 uses for babies… She has enough kids now to start farming them out for medical research, make that 1002 uses for babies.
6. Octo Mom getting “Low”… Put it on MTV right after Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory, non-stop Nadya Suleman parody videos! It would easily be funnier than Wild’n Out from Day One.
5. World’s Busiest Sperm Donor… “Octo-Dad is number one in the jizz-biz.” Most disgustingly funny quote of the day.
4. IT CAME FROM ART SCHOOL!!! … Plastic baby appendages = ART … REAL baby appendages = Gas Chamber
The Winner is JIMMY KIMMEL!
3. Nadya’s Kids Beat Her Ass … Her older kids are tough, fighting for a spot breast feeding must’ve looked like an old-fashioned BATTLE ROYALE! We could see them on The Ultimate Fighter in a few years…or singing on a Chris Brown album.
2. Jimmy Kimmel interviews the Octo-Mom… Mmm, wax lips look delicious.
1. The Famous Jimmy Kimmel Live Octo-Mom giving birth sketch… Nice play by the Doc to use the tray to knock down the flying newborn. That probably won’t even crack the top twenty most troubling moments of his life growing up in that house.
So you tell us…Will you watch the new Octo-Mom reality show?
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