We’re not smart enough to watch any of the financial news channels. This is why, when we’re eighty years old, we’ll be living in our car and eating dog food. But thanks to the amazing clip below, we may have to consider occasionally tuning in to the Fox Business Network.
See, we thought financial news would make us feel dumb. Instead, this clip actually gave us a burst of self-confidence. We may have no idea how to invest for our future, what’s going on with the markets, or how to make change, but neither do these morons. Suddenly we are better than highly paid and highly groomed Fox News analysts! Thanks for cheering us up, Fox Business. Now, if you want to keep us coming back, hire Drunk Danny DeVito as an anchor. He couldn’t do worse than this.
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