Danny DeVito appeared on The Late Show With David Letterman last night, and gave a defense of his allegedly drunken appearance on a local Philadelphia TV station. The “not-real-beer” defense he offered Letterman would have carried more weight if he did not seem to be actively drunk as he was offering it.
Example: Where is he looking? Danny DeVito has forty years of entertainment experience. You think he doesn’t know where the cameras are? Look at the host, Drunk Danny DeVito, look at the host. Still, there is no one cuter at denying their debilitating drinking disorder than Drunk Danny DeVito. We just want to put him in our pocket and take him to happy hour. ‘Cause it’s always happy hour with Drunk Danny DeVito!
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