You have to feel for local news reporters. When they’re not being terrorized by sprinkler systems, crying children, or Drunk Danny DeVito, they’ve got a publicity-hungry Conan O’Brien in their studio, actin’ a fool and begging for affiliate support.
Of course, it could always be worse. They could get a visit from Triumph, along the lines of the bashing the Insult Comic Dog gave the smelly hippies of Bonnaroo. Conan makes a couple of hair jokes and he’s off to Duluth. Triumph calls you a meth addict and says you have chlamydia.
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