Rain-forest-destroying beef? Check. Celebrity with entirely unearned fame? Check. Blatant commercialism powered by sex? Check. Gold lame swimsuit symbolizing a soulless culture of excess? You got it. And we love it. This is America, boys. They should play this in tanks instead of Slayer. Granted, this may not be the freedom most Iranians are demanding. They simply want their votes counted. They deserve the chance to elect their own leaders. To make their own mistakes. Their own Audrina Partridges.
Our only quibble with this is at the beginning of the video, where Audrina is identified as “Audrina Partridge: Top-Rated Bikini Body”. When was this contest held? Was this decided by a team of experts? Were there other finalists? Were they all in lame? We’re not accusing Carls Jr. of any sort of Ahmadinejad-esque shenanigans. We’re just curious how the rankings were conducted. Also, does Audrina mind that this is presented as her greatest achievement? Although it is. Our top actresses are shoving carrots in their mouths, and Audrina is getting her own show. Hey, love it or leave it.
You may also enjoy these other links of shameless exhibitionism:
Padma Lakshmi’s Sexy Carls Jr. Commercial
Glenn Close Sure Can Shove A Lot Of Carrots In Her Mouth
Game Show On A Roller Coaster Makes “Cash Cab” Look Like A P*ssy
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