Dear Angry And Spiteful God,
We don’t have to tell You that celebrities are basically all we have left down here that’s fun to talk about. Why are You killing them left and right? Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson–Dude, you killed MICHAEL JACKSON–and now beloved, bearded TV pitchman Billy Mays. What do you have against celebrity culture? What do you have against our worship of the famous instead of You? Oh. Never mind.
Can You at least do us a favor and not kill anybody next week? We mean, nobody famous. Kill all the regular people you want. Seriously, we’re exhausted. What’s in it for You? How about a clip of Billy Mays on Conan, from just a few days ago? Then after the jump, how about a clip of Billy Mays ordering at a drive-through window for a radio stunt? We don’t have much more to offer. We’re bloggers.
Thanks, Angry and Spiteful God. Please tell Ed McMahon that despite all that happened this week, we still remember that he’s dead. Amen.
Billy Mays gets all Billy Mays at the drive-through, after the jump.
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