Las Vegas reporter Steve Ryan will effing punch you in the face if you jump in between him and some grieving Michael Jackson fans. You think Michael Jackson’s dead? See how dead you get the next time you stagger into Steve Ryan’s shot, Las Vegas reveller with no respect for journalism or Michael Jackson.
Something is going on with live reporters. They’re tired of getting on-air baths from sprinklers, being sexually harassed by Drunk Danny DeVito, and reporting on dooky. They’ve internalized their rage for too long. Now they’re lashing out: making kids cry, dressing in rabbit suits, and, apparently, knocking drunk a-holes in the mouth.
If you enjoy live reporters effing up, check out these links:
Sports Reporter Dunks On Kid, Makes Him Cry On Live TV
Local TV News Report Features Cardboard Fake Bear, Rabbit Suit– We Smell A Regional Emmy
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