Paul Shaffer wrote a book. That’s awesome. Think of all the stories he can tell! He grew up with many of the SCTV folks, he was on the original Saturday Night Live, toured with the Blues Brothers, did the music for Gilda Radner’s Broadway Show, and he’s been with Letterman since they first hit late night. He is a legend who was a true witness, nay, a participant, in comedy history. What’s that? The New York Post has an excerpt? Oh boy! I can’t wait to– what’s that you say now? It’s about Paul Shaffer having sex with a famous groupie? Gross. GROSS!
Here’s a gross quote: “I walked back to the mini-bar to fix her drink, and by the time I turned around, she had slipped out of all her clothes except her high heels and stockings and had spread herself across my bed like a Playboy centerfold. ‘Praise God!’ was the one thought that came to mind,” Shaffer writes. “I was so surprised, so delighted, that I spilled my vodka tonic. ‘Don’t worry about it Paul,’ she said. ‘Just get into bed.’ I did as I was told. I soon saw that I was dealing with a master craftswoman. Her attention to detail was exceptional . . . I had actually encountered the greatest practitioner of [bleep] in the long phallocentric history of rock and roll.”
No matter how slutty this groupie was, we can only presume this sex-event occurred before anyone saw the Paul Shaffer music video below, especially the rapping that starts around 2:26. No way Paul Shaffer had sex after this.
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