Girls, this has happened to all of us, no reason to be ashamed: You get picked up by the cops during a routine murder investigation. You manage to squeeze into your smallest tank top and tightest pants, but then you walk straight out of the house and forget your squirrel carrying case. We’ve all been there! We’ve all been like, Where can I put my squirrel during questioning? That’s why God made boobies! Am I right, ladies? God literally created breasts for squirrel storage.
This is kinda like that scene in Basic Instinct, except cuter (because, squirrel!) and grosser (in all other ways). Also, PIX, whatever that is, has some exceptionally chirpy/smutty anchors. It’s nice to see local news reporters relaxed and smiling and talking about their jugs. Much nicer than seeing reporters punch drunks in the face.
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