Apparently Evian has been running these TV ads and viral spots with dancing babies for awhile now, but we just became aware of it, because they upped the ante to roller skating babies, and how can you not become aware of roller skating babies? It’s impossible. Not in my America. Happy Fourth Of July, everybody!
We have to say, we like the roller skating babies much better than Audrina Partridge eating a burger in a gold lame bikini. (Not in a sexual way, Chris Hansen!) We also appreciate that they don’t go for the hard sell, like in Southwest Airlines’ “You’re Going Somewhere Whether You Want To Or Not” campaign. It’s too bad there’s no longer an Ally McBeal on which these roller skating babies could guest star. What’s the modern-day equivalent of Ally McBeal? Chlamydia?














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