Let us restate that: The video below is four minutes of reality show contestants saying “I’m not here to make friends.” Which is fortunate, since it is very unlikely that they could make friends anywhere, let alone a televised douchefest with 10 other a**holes all trying to out-a**hole each other. This is not the reason Michael Jackson wrote “We Are The World.” We’re glad he didn’t live to see this. And by this, we mean, specifically, this video.
We don’t mean to be so down on reality television. There are always fresh new concepts begging to be made that could truly make the world a better place (for you and me). Heal the world!
After the jump: An additional three minutes of reality show contestants saying “I’m not here to make friends,” from last year. Yes, the above video is just from this year. Audible sigh.
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