Sandra Lee Wants To ‘Lay Down On The Counter’ For A ‘Long Thick Nine-Inch C*ck’, According To This Cleverly Edited Video

Thanks, Buzzfeed, for showing us YouTube user Kuranuk’s cleverly edited video. It showcases Food Network star Sandra Lee in all her flirty, kooky, half-drunk glory, strange pronunciations and all.

We’re sorry we’re twelve years old and find dirty words funny. The video below is, of course, more than just a highly-edited, smutty “Take it! Take it!”-fest. It’s also the searing indictment of Semi-Homemade Cooking With Sandra Lee that America has been yearning for. If this ain’t your cup of vanilla vodka, you can always watch a dog push a baby stroller around Portland. That dog doesn’t say “c*ck” once.

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