Pity poor Fox News. If they don’t have Andrew W.K. making faces at them, they’ve got lovestruck economy dweebs making awkward passes at them. Seriously, dude– that line about how you “missed the memo” about “wearing yellow”? That is just sub-par, even for a numbers-crunching nerdo like yourself.
And even if you were to miraculously make your love connection with Ainsley Earnhardt, you’d have to submit a copy of your Genealogy.com family tree and a DNA sample to Fox & Friends‘ Brian Kilmeade. No offense, but the Kilmster thinks you may be just a little too swarthy to hook up with someone that blonde.
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