ABC News reporter Dan Harris had a hard day. His interview with Jamie-Lynn Sigler does not go so well. Dan Harris is all “You date Turtle on “Entourage.” In reality hot chicks don’t date fattie-boombalatties!” and Jamie-Lynn is all, “They most certainly do,” and Dan Harris is all, “You mean you– and he– in real life– UH-OH!” In other words, Dan Harris was not prepared for his interview.
On the one hand, we respect Jamie-Lynn Sigler for not dating the typical Hollywood actor-type (a buff dude who lays around high-naked with the Noxzema Girl and a hot chick from “Celebrity Rehab”). Refreshing! On the other hand, the refreshingly normal fat guy she’s dating is on “Entourage.” Gross! Sorry, being fat does not equal out being on “Entourage.” Douchiness triumphs in that equation. Dan Harris should have been like, “Why are you dating a douche from that douche show and then you’re on the douche show yourself, tainting your “Sopranos” legacy by totally douching it up?” But like we said, Dan Harris was not prepared for his interview.
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