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‘BASTERDS’ STAR ALSO FEATURED IN GREATEST TV SHOW EVER
Best Week Ever has found what is obviously the greatest opening sequence ever, to what is obviously the greatest TV show of all time, starring “Inglourious Basterds” actor Gideon Burkhard. We haven’t seen “Basterds” yet, but there’s no way it’s better than this. Austria, you have redeemed yourself for Governor Schwarzenegger.
CHERYL HINES, VICTIM OF DOG ABUSE
Cheryl Hines stars with Rachael Harris in the new Lifetime Original Movie “Roll Over,” a tragic tale of a victim of doggie abuse. By Lifetime we mean Funny or Die. This is better than anything that would actually air on Lifetime, especially now that they’ve taken off “The Golden Girls.”
RYAN SEACREST WANTS MONEY TO PIMP YOU ON TWITTER
Ben Stiller is still obsessed with Twitter. Ryan Seacrest is still an a-hole. Why drag “Weird Al” into this, Seacrest? Actually, you know what? We’re about to type a series of words we never thought we would produce in this particular order: Ryan Seacrest is funny in this. First there was funny porn. Now there is funny Seacrest. When did everything get hilarious?
“THE VICTIM’S NAME IS BEING WITHHELD UNTIL I F*CK IT UP ON LIVE TV”
Warming Glow posted this genius clip of a live anchorman totally not witholding a supposed-to-be-withheld murder victim’s identity. Let’s hope the victim’s family doesn’t watch Fox 6.
THE ONLY OTHER THING PEOPLE LIKE ABOUT HIM IS THE ACCENT
Craig Ferguson is thinking of losing the puppets. There goes your blog love, buddy.
“JESUS, TOM SHALES HATES CONAN”
Everyone remembers that one promo for “The Larry Sanders Show” with Wallace Langham saying, “Jesus, Tom Shales hates Larry.” In the episode, Tom Shales didn’t hate Larry– he gave him bad reviews because he Larry had never had him on as a guest. Well, maybe Conan’s bookers should give Shales a shout.
AGREED
“Anna Paquin thinks more actresses should get naked.” Also, more actresses should be on shows that occasionally make f*cking sense.
SNORE
Warming Glow has your appropriate response to this “Desperate Housewives” promo pic.
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