We like Steven Seagal because he has given us some of the most ridiculous fight scenes ever on the big screen. He’s the quintessential American action hero. Sure, he’s been spending a lot of time with Ben & Jerry over the last decade, but the man can still move with the gut and all.
There are some great stories about Seagal as told by Rob Schneider, and they are funnier than any of Schneider’s movies. You probably didn’t know this, and we’re sure you don’t care, but for almost 20 years, Seagal has been working as a fully-commissioned deputy with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office in Louisiana. Now Mr. Action Movie Man is going to the small screen with a new reality show called “Steven Seagal: Lawman” on A&E. Be on the lookout because Seagal is looking to arrest people with his martial arts and bad acting.















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