Hope you slept soundly last night, America. Because as you blissfully slumbered, Anne Heche trashed marriage with Letterman, Conan received a gift both terrifying and delicious and Jimmy Kimmel found both Michael Jackson and Jesus. Those and more horrors await you in the Late Night Report.
Letterman discovered that actress Anne Heche does not like marriage very much. She also does not care for her soccer-playing, shorts-wearing, alimony-taking ex-husband. Said ex-husband does not like Anne’s remarks appearance very much. Won’t someone think of the Heche babies?
Over on “The Tonight Show,” Conan let all see the latest gift sent from his fans: An amazing bust of Conie, made from white chocolate, with bacon for hair and weighing in at 200 pounds. Nobody ever sends TV bloggers anything!
Meanwhile, “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” had exclusive footage of a Michael Jackson! Alive! He also brought some buddies!
That’s not Kimmel’s only exclusive. He also had an advance promo for a new TLC series, “The Jacksons and Kate Plus Eight.”
What about tonight? Ferguson and Fallon are still in reruns, but there is the possibility that Mike Tyson may bite the ear off Conan’s white-chocolate-and-bacon bust.
“The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien” has Mike Tyson and Matisyahu.
“Late Show With David Letterman” has Andy Roddick and Mutemath.
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” has Selena Gomez and Darius Rucker.
“The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson” (repeat) has Jeff Foxworthy and Gavin DeGraw.
“Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” (repeat) has Alec Baldwin and Jordin Sparks.
“Last Call With Carson Daly” (repeat) has The Wayans brothers, martial artist Forrest Griffin and Glasvegas.
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