America! Friday night, as you were deciding what to wear to the Jon Gosselin Vegas pool party, this nation’s talk show hosts were working overtime to entertain you. Well, they weren’t working overtime, just regular time. We think some of them probably tape two shows on Thursday, and are off on Friday, anyway. But still! Here’s what you missed!
Artie Lange continues to be America’s Greatest Talk Show Guest after Norm MacDonald. Here, Artie dishes on the difficulties of dating a 25-year-old. Hey Artie, cry us a river! And we will then bottle your tears and sell them to drug addicts because they’re pretty sure to have large amounts of drugs in them.
Dave has been at CBS for 16 years now. If Dave’s show was a hot stripper, it would be the right age to date Artie Lange.
“Jimmy Kimmel Live!” was thoughtful enough to provide some back-to-school tips from Hollywood Boulevard Chewbacca.
We think that “This Week In Unnecessary Censorship” is very necessary. For laughter! Oh man, that’s good. That’s going in our Kimmel packet.
Over on “The Tonight Show,” Conan and Andy put on a little display for the Universal Studios Tour tram. Fellas, save that tank of water. We may need it to put out the fires that will soon consume us all. Welcome to LA!
Next up, Consie did a segment with reptile expert Nigel Marven, which contained blood, screaming, a twenty-one foot python and poo. Again, welcome to LA!
As much as we want to the residents of Los Angeles can no longer keep KNBC reporter Doug Kriegle to ourselves. Conan knows that. America, meet Doug Kriegle. You owe us one.
Tonight: Craig Ferguson is back from vacation, with a new theme song, a new opening, and HD. Jimmy Fallon is also back, Kimmel’s a rerun, and Norm’s on Conan.
“Late Show with David Letterman” has Howie Mandel, Rumer Willis and the Dirty Projectors
“The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien” has Norm Macdonald, Thomas Haden Church and Pitbull
“Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” has Emily Deschanel and Terry Crews
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” has Rachel Maddow, Tommy Davidson and Jet
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