On today’s Late Night Report: Jeremy Piven says he was so sick, Conan gets all Captain Citizenship on us (enter the Captain Sexy Dancers), and Craig “Aquaman” Ferguson is full of advice and ridiculous costumes. Don’t you feel bad for sleeping? You should.
Jeremy Piven visits Letterman and discusses his mercury poisoning and the bad rep he got for dropping out of Broadway’s “Speed-The-Plow.” Basically, he was the sickest man ever because he only eats fish and thermometers.
Concerned new California citizen Conan O’Brien is auctioning off some of his “Tonight Show” props and donating the money to his new home state to help with the budget deficit. This is not a hoax, not a dream, not a late night comedy bit. This is real eBay shizz, folks! Place your bids here. Currently, the Obama ear pencil sharpener is up to $10,100, but the wax Tom Cruise/Fonzie set is a steal at only $2550. Good luck, bidders!
Then Conan had the best idea anyone has ever stolen from Pitbull: Sexy Punchline Dancers!
On “Late Night,” Jimmy Fallon pointed out some of President Obama’s lesser-known facial expressions.
Jimmy Kimmel took it to the streets to get a response from the Hollywood Boulevard Super Heroes regarding the Disney/Marvel deal.
Speaking of fish and super heroes, Craig Ferguson doled out advice as Aquaman in another installment of “Dear Aquaman.” Careful, Fergie! Don’t get mercury poisoning!
Tonight the boys have guests ranging from John McCain to Smokey Robinson to Third Eye Blind. Something for everyone, if everyone is old. Take a look-see:
“Late Show With David Letterman” has Jason Bateman and White House science and technology advisor Dr. John P. Holdren.
“The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien” has Sen. John McCain, Frank Caliendo and Third Eye Blind.
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” has Emile Hirsch and Amber Valletta.
“Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson” has Mila Kunis and Alex Dryden.
“Late Night With Jimmy Fallo0″ has John Leguizamo and Smokey Robinson.
“Last Call With Carson Daly” (rerun) has Andy Richter and Wale.
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