It’s not just us humans who are constantly annoyed by celebrities. It turns out that the needy whining of the (almost) rich and famous also annoys animals, too. Check out these 20 oddly satisfying videos of a wide variety of animals kicking the crap out of D-Listers. It’s almost as good as these 10 Unbelievably Bad Celebrity Lip Jobs and 9 Ridiculously Bad Boob Jobs.
20. Rattlesnake Attacks Jimmy Kimmel
The snake was still a better co-host than Suge Knight.
19. Lizard Jumping On TV Host
Even the weatherman probably thinks this guy’s a wuss.
18. Crocodile Hunter Bit By Snake
He takes it like a man. We sort of wonder if Steve Irwin was kooky enough to have this whole bit rehearsed.
17. Bees Fly Up Attractive Reporter’s Skirt
This forces her to strip. Those sexually liberated Euro bees!
16. Cat Attacks TV Host
You can always spot a non-cat owner because they try to do stupid things with cats, like befriend them or get near them.
15. Cat Attacks Hot TV Reporter
First it makes her cry. Then she stops crying and cheers up. Did we mention she’s hot? It’s quite a saga!
14. TV Presenter Attacked By Anaconda
It’s almost as if snakes can sense horrible reality TV shows.
13. Snake Bites Sexy German Bikini Model
Well, this time it’s not the snake’s fault. Who wouldn’t bite that?
12. Kangaroo Punches TV Host
So, if you put stupid boxing gloves on a kangaroo, it’s going to hit you? That’s crazy! Or, no wait… you’re crazy!
11. Lion Swipes At Attractive Reporter
The sad part is, she might just have slept her way into this job.
10. Bear Attacks Crew Of Television Program
The crew agreed, they would still rather work with the bear than with Christian Bale.
9. Barney The Dog Bites Into White House Correspondent Jonathan Decker
Doesn’t Jonathan Decker know all White House pets are trained to do that? That’s why John Quincy Adams kept a pet alligator.
8. Bird Poops In Reporters Mouth
Is this video fake? Either way, this reporter looks douchey, so we’re kind of glad it happened.
7. Bug Flies Down Reporter’s Throat
All it takes is one tiny bug to bring down a giant career. Well, one tiny bug and one tiny on-camera racist tirade. Sure, someone’s dead, but he has a bug in his mouth. That’s way worse. His solution? Blame white people.
6. Jeff Corwin From Animal Planet Gets Attacked By An Elephant
Oh, sure, the elephant gets off without punishment. But when the Sham-Wow guy does it…
5. Bear Attacks Foreign TV Correspondent
While the announcer claims it to be the “gentlest” animal on the farm.
4. Lion Attacks Reporter
Just climb on into its cage and ask it all kinds of questions. Bears love media attention.
3. Kangaroo Attacks “Marty Monster” On Morning Show
This is soooo close to our dream fight of Barney vs. McDonald’s Grimace.
2. Andy Rooney-esque Reporter Takes On Pit Bull
Sure it seems manly, until you learn that this is the same way he deals with homeless beggars.
1. Police Dog Attacks TV Personality John Gordon
In the dog’s defense, John Gordon had to be smoking rock to get that close.
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