Years ago many police stations began installing dash cameras in their vehicles. They would like to tell you the cameras are to help document arrests, but I know it’s for them to watch late at night when they need a good laugh.
If you make them laugh hard enough, the clip you star in is going to find its way to the Internet. I looked around and discovered what I believe to be the 20 Funniest Police Dash Cam Videos. Feel free to get drunk while watching, just hide your car keys until morning.
20. That’s A Lot Of Junk In Your Trunk
What are you doing with three children back there? When reading about child safety, I think you misunderstood the part about child restraints.
19. Don’t Talk Back To Me
Do you really need police back up when you can fit the driver in your pocket? This woman needs to work on her back kick.
18. Party At The Precinct Tonight
If you’re going to carry a keg of beer around in your car, make sure it’s a brand the cops like. They might go easier on you.
17. You Get One Call, Better Call God
Some people call their attorney, this guy calls the Lord to get out of the ticket. Oddly enough, it worked.
16. DUI Faceplant
When trying to convince the police officer you’re sober, it’s best not to fail the sobriety test before it even starts.
15. Don’t Cock Block A Cop
When a cop is trying to pick up on your wife, don’t interrupt him!
14. I AM Drunk, But I Wasn’t Driving
These DUI tests are really hard. It’s time to rethink some things, such as how you got there. Maybe you weren’t driving after all.
13. This Is Nuts, My Nuts Really Itch
What the worst part about getting arrested? It’s the inability to scratch your nuts. You would think the police would help out a little, at least one b*ll.
12. Can I Take My Wings With Me?
Those must be some damn fine wings!
11. Hey! Turn The Lawn Mower Off!
Personally, I believe this video to be fake. Steve appears to be wearing a microphone. Controversy aside, it’s still funny and worth posting. Can’t a guy just ride his lawn mower to the oyster shack? What is this? Russia?
10. Driving Under The Influence And Without Your Pants
If you’re going to try to outrun the police, remember your belt. Well, maybe not, if you want to get away.
9. Is That Tonya Harding In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
I don’t know what is more entertaining about this video, the arrest or the Tonya Harding commentary through it. Either way, all sorts of emotions are going through my head, and I don’t know how to process them. I need a drink.
8. She Couldn’t Even Pass It Sober
Why are these tests so hard? Drunk or not, she couldn’t pass them on her best day. This girl should probably just take a bus to school… a short bus.
7. Possibly The Original
Wow, this is all the way back in the 1980s. At least she’s wearing a cute shirt.
6. Maybe You’re Not Drunk, Maybe You’re Just Dumb
This girl just doesn’t understand the test. Maybe she would have passed, if she was just a little smarter.
5. This Girl Is Drunk, AND Dumb
The video is seven minutes long, but it took me 20 seconds to realize that she is trashed. Her grandmother is REALLY going to be upset. Also, that mean old wolf will be PISSED.
4. “Hungry Eyes” For Beer
Come one! It’s Eric Carmen, the singer of “Hungry Eyes.” Everybody loves puns.
3. What’s The Quickest Way To Fail A Sobriety Test?
This way! Though not officially a dash cam video, if ever a video was deserving enough to be here, it’s this one.
2. So You Think You Can Dance?
Even though this clip is from “Reno 911,” it’s done well enough that it’s fooled thousands of morons across the Internet. I love it. So, for that reason, I am posting it.
1. G*d Damn A%%hole!! You’re Ripping Me Off!
Don’t be afraid to speak out to the cop if you’re angry. This guy maybe took it too far, or perhaps it was just a Monday.
Not drunk enough? Also check out 10 People Who Made It Cool To Be Drunk and 10 Funniest Pictures Of People Passed Out Drunk.
This was written by Bill Doty who can’t even do the alphabet the normal way.
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