Celebrities spend most of their time thinking about how they can help you, especially if you are a starving child in Africa or a Twitter user. Since you can’t tweet food yet (get ON IT, science), celebrities do what they can by sending us care packages of the soul, called “comedy.” Usually, their comedy entails one of these 20 Awesome Celebrity Mullets or a few of these 15 Ladies Who Look Better Sporting a Mustache, but not always. I give you 20 Things Celebrities Find Hilarious This Week.
20. Alyssa Milano
Why Alyssa Milano is linking to our friends at Buzzfeed when there are perfectly good top 20 lists right here, I don’t know. I do know that of all the signs, this one is my favorite. I think it speaks for all of us.
19. Ludacris
I would watch more football if this happened all the time.
18. Perez Hilton
You know what Perez Hilton likes? Perez Hilton (and probably, cake). Here’s one of a sequence of photos of young Perez before he got famous. For some reason he forgot to add his signature MSPaint sperm to this one. Whatever happened to standards?
17. Ricky Martin
Even though this is on YouTube, I’m not entirely sure this is safe work, especially if you work someplace that hates cartoon vaginas (i.e. someplace lame).
16. Bo Burnham
I wish all brain disorders were double entendres.
15. Josh Groban
This was big a few weeks ago, but if you haven’t seen it yet, Josh Groban wants you to watch this video of a rare parrot humping the hell out of a photographer’s head. This parrot humps the poor guy’s head till there’s blood, and the bird didn’t even buy him dinner first.
14. Alyssa Milano (Again)
Must…not…make… pudding pop…joke…
13. Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em
In the time it took me to write this article, Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em started protecting his tweets. Thank goodness I was able to get this screenshot in time, so you would believe me when I said that Soulja Boy is laughing out loud at this picture. Why? I have no idea. The LOLs in this picture are like the Loch Ness Monster or the G-spot. I just can’t figure it out and I’m not entirely sure they really exists.
12. Soleil Moon Frye
Just fall over already, baby.
11. Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan is a comedian. I’m sure he’s linking to something hilarious, right? Oh, it’s a video of a hobo scratching his skin off? That will have to do. (Later that day, Carlos Mencia shot a video of a vagrant scratching his similar, but slightly different skin off.)
10. Ashton Kutcher
Ashton gives this “super LOLS.” I think it’s closer to super : (‘s. This is some kind of charity tweet or something.
9. Kevin Smith
This comic by XKCD gets Kevin Smith’s vote. I think it should become a Halloween standard.
8. Fred Durst
LOL, Fred? Your pumpkins are orange? Pumpkins are supposed to orange. You don’t LOL at pumpkins unless they are doing something that pumpkins don’t normally do, like wearing a funny beard or murdering their cheating pumpkin husband, then eating him as a pie to gain his power.
7. Khloe Kardashian
As this pumpkin rots, it is going to get progressively less LOL and more and more terrifying.
6. John Mayer
This pic was probably just leftover on Mayer’s iPhone from his Jennifer Aniston days.
5. David Blaine
I’m not sure if this counts as “comedy,” but illusionist David Blaine wants his followers to watch this week’s viral hit. I think the driver now faces charges.
4. Ice-T
Tupac and Ice-T, singing a love song together. Gangsta.
3. James Gunn
You were right to retweet this, James Gunn
2. Weird Al
Some celebrities are content to simply link to the comedy of others. Weird Al takes the extra step to make his own.
1. P. Diddy
Move over, baby dancing to Beyonce. This little girl is stanking her leg at a high school level. She’s the Doogie Howser of Stanky Legg. However, I wouldn’t recommend anyone doing the Stanky Legg while standing on a table. That’s a quick way to fall down and get stanky brain.
If you enjoyed this, tweet the hell out of it, and check out last weeks edition of 20 Things Celebrities Find Hilarious This Week or If Daniel LaRusso Used Twitter In ‘The Karate Kid.’
This piece was written by Brendan. He is tired of carrying signs.
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