TV

Colbert Defends Barney Frank In Pot Incident

Danielle Evenson — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:30:23 +0000

Barney Frank is adorable. He was around this weekend when his partner got busted for having and growing pot plants. Colbert comes to Frank’s defense in this funny clip.

For more stoner stories, check out “PSI: Pot Scene Investigators” and 12 Presidents Who Allegedly Smoked Weed.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is also not a great outdoor lady.

Know Your District: Colbert Interviews Delaware Congressman

Danielle Evenson — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:45:37 +0000

Stephen Colbert gets to know Delaware Congressman Mike Castle in last night’s episode of “The Colbert Report.” Did you know that Castle is not a Democrat? Colbert didn’t either.

Check out more great “Colbert Report” highlights. Read about Colbert freeing his Jews and Colbert and Tom Hanks making care packages for the troops.

Posted by Danielle Evenson. Just keep driving.

Conan Dad’s Backhanded Congratulation On 100 Episodes

Danielle Evenson — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:34:34 +0000

To congratulate Conan O’Brien on his 100 episodes of “The Tonight Show,” Conan O’Brien’s dad sent a video greeting to his son. Check out the funny video above. Not only is it hilarious, it will also make you hate your parents just a little bit less.

Congrats Conan! Here’s to kicking Jay Leno’s butt!

For more late night antics check out the premiere of “Lopez Tonight” and the “Daily Show’s” coverage of the health care vote.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is also on the bottom of a lake.

Eva Longoria Hits Stripper Pole On ‘Lopez’ Premiere

Danielle Evenson — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:16:36 +0000

‘Lopez Tonight’ premiered last night. While not an immediate critical hit, George Lopez did have a ton of fun stars (including Kobe Bryant, Ellen DeGeneres and Eva Longoria Parker). Check out all the great clips above. Seriously, watch them. Eva Longoria Parker gets on a stripper pole. You’re welcome. Now aren’t you sad you missed the ‘Lopez Tonight’ premiere? You should be.

For more great George Lopez stand up, check out Lopez riffing on fast food and 9 Funniest Stand Up Bits About Food.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is too old to get on the pole.

Bill Murray Reads Paul Shaffer’s Autobiography

Danielle Evenson — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:47:37 +0000

Bill Murray read Paul Shaffer’s book “I’ll Be Here The Rest Of Our Lives” on last night’s episode of “The Late Show.” Murray slurred and stumbled as he read the passage and wore a ridiculous outfit. So, it was a classic Bill Murray experience.

For more ridiculous stories about Bill Murray, check out Bill Murray hating technology and our recasting of “Caddyshack.”

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who wants Bill Murray’s jaunty hat.

Stewart Mocks Health Care Vote

Danielle Evenson — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:26:59 +0000

“The Daily Show” episode last night covered the health care vote that happened over the weekend. There were so many wonderful and crazy things that happened. Michele Bachmann made a ridiculous speech, Holocaust posters hung in the air and Jon Stewart even cracked a Shake Weight joke.

For more funny stories on health care reform, check out how to throw a health care launch party and Heather Graham solves the health care crisis.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is in the need of reform.

Taylor Swift Sticks It To Joe Jonas On ‘SNL’

Danielle Evenson — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:02:45 +0000

Taylor Swift’s “Saturday Night Live” episode featured the singer in several funny “SNL” sketches, including a PSA spoof, a “Twilight” parody and even a sketch poking fun at “Rachel Getting Married.” Check out these funny clips of Taylor Swift on “SNL.”

For more great “Saturday Night Live” stories, check out Fred Armisen getting an intervention and the 10 Greatest “Weekend Update” Anchors.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is neither Saturday or alive.

‘SNL’ Digital Short Spoofs ‘Twilight’

Danielle Evenson — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:39:24 +0000

“Saturday Night Live’s” “Twilight” parody premiered on the Taylor Swift hosted episode with the digital short entitled “Firelight.” In the short, a young woman falls in love with a big, green reanimated high school Frankenstein/boy. This “SNL” parody of “Twilight” will actually make you want to watch Stephanie Meyer’s overly dramatic series. Not only does Taylor Swift bite her lip and compulsively put her hair behind her ears like Kristen Stewart, she genuinely looks like her.

For more excellent and awful “Twilight” parodies, check out the 5 Most Intolerable “Twilight” parodies on YouTube and these 8 Funniest “Twilight” Sequel Posters.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is also green.

‘The Man Who Stares At Goatees’ Debuts On ‘Jimmy Kimmel’

Danielle Evenson — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:23:10 +0000

“Man Who Stares At Goatees” stars “Jimmy Kimmel Live” regular Guillermo, and sadly coincides with the release of the George Clooney feature “Men Who Stare At Goats.” This was especially painful for the star of “Goatees” who has recently had a difficult time stealing roles from Matt Damon and children from “Toddlers and Tiaras.”

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is about to wax her goatee.

Don Rickles Crashes Johnny Carson’s Japanese Bath

Danielle Evenson — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:31:34 +0000

Johnny Carson and Don Rickles get clean while getting dirty in this classic clip from “The Tonight Show.” Don Rickles interrupts Johnny Carson’s Japanese bath and proves how late-night television just isn’t what it used to be. If you want more clips with hot women and crazy late-night television moments, check out how to date an Asian and David Letterman making out with Lauren Conrad.

This post was written by Jack Draper, who wishes he had two hot women rubbing him down right now.